When did I first get the calling?
I’ve known I was a wanker for a long time now, but I never knew I could be a Skanky Wanker until the Paulinator asked me if I’d like to be an athletic supporter. Nothing I love better than supporting a couple pairs…of teammates.
Who were my earliest influences?
What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the
Kids, I know you probably see your parents wake up at 6am and go off to work and spend all day there making money to pay the bills. And I know the Skanky lifestyle looks glamorous, but its hard work. I mean waking up around noon, not showering or shaving, the constant smell of body odor and rusty golf clubs. Somedays I can barely make it through. Kids if you really wanna be a Wanker, dropout of school, stop bathing, and don’t forget to bring a towel.
The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
The envy of everyone else.
The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
Digging through the rough for Super Dave and Skankmaster D’s balls.
My favorite memory of the tourney is...
The thing I wish I could do over is...
Swing more. I mean I got a couple a swings in but I need more swinging.
Next year I will...
Be swinging all weekend, baby.
Next year the team should...
Be fruitful and multiply.
Team theme song -
Team smell -
Team mascot -
Team STD -
I don’t know what it is, but it really itches and I think I feel it crawling around.
If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer,
it would be...
Sandbag a teammate no, T-bag a teammate yes.