The Duchess


Wanking History:  Puberty, 2000-2002, 2006 (Skankette)
  "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen
  "No, no... right on the beach!"  (Italian caddy puts his shot in a sand trap.)
Strengths:  Big hitter; nerves of steel; comfortable with his sexuality.
Weaknesses:  Doesn't know his own strength; doesn't "Repeat" after shampooing; complains of not always feeling "fresh."


- When did I first get the calling? 
True.

Who were my earliest influences?
True.

- What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...
False.

- The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
True.

- The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
True.

- My favorite memory of the tourney is...
False.

- The thing I wish I could do over is..
False.

- Next year I will...
False.

- Next year the team should...
True.

- Team theme song
True.

- Team smell
False.

- Team mascot
True.

- Team STD
True.

- If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...
False.