TEAM SKANK -- The Duke


	The Duke


Skanking History: 2006 Strengths: Skanky, willing to look silly, converted The Duchess to heterosexuality. Weaknesses: Unwilling to lug the trophy for nine holes in 96 degree heat.

When did I first get the calling? Last year Who were my earliest influences? The Duchess What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle... Try it, you’ll like it! The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is... Being part of such an elite group of pro athletes is just an honor! The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is... Hanging out with a bunch of Wankers! My favorite memory of the tourney is... This isn’t a memory, but seeing some footage of my husband teeing off without his clothes! The thing I wish I could do over is... Unsure Next year I will... Try not to hate golf Next year the team should... Take some golf lessons <>Team theme song - Lovin’ every minute of it Team smell - Eu De Swalls (Sweaty Balls) Team mascot - Kermit Team STD - Unsure If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be... Unsure