Suzie Q.




Wanking History:  Puberty, 2003-2004
Strengths:  Big hitter, knows how to handle both The Duchess and Super Dave at the same time.
Weaknesses:  Makes Super Dave look bad on the links.

When did I first get the calling?

Who were my earliest influences?

What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...

The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

My favorite memory of the tourney is...

The thing I wish I could do over is...


Next year I will...

Next year the team should...

Team theme song - 

Team smell - 

Team mascot - 

Team STD -

If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...