|Wanking History: Puberty, 2003-2004
Strengths: Big hitter, knows how to handle both The Duchess and Super Dave at the same time.
Weaknesses: Makes Super Dave look bad on the links.
|When did I first get the calling?
Who were my earliest influences?
What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the
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