The Marinator



Wanking History:  Puberty, 2004
Strengths:  Big hitter, slept with at least one Wanker the night before tourney, repetitive golf stroke creates cool breeze.
Weaknesses:  Other teams not intimidated be her presence ("YOU'RE a Skanky Wanker?!?")

When did I first get the calling?

Who were my earliest influences?

What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...

The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

My favorite memory of the tourney is...

The thing I wish I could do over is...


Next year I will...

Next year the team should...

Team theme song - 

Team smell - 

Team mascot - 

Team STD -

If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...