Skanky Wanker History





 Year
Place
Roster
Highlights
1997

Turbo and The Paulinator find the nun chuks.  They immediately kick ass.
* The chuks travel on The Paulinator's bag.
1998 Rumors that 1st Place team cheated.  They leave in disgust.  Wives whine at award presentation.
1999 Turbo and Special K in charge of tourney.  Rumors circulate that they put in the fix.
* Initiate rumors that we cheated.
2000 Lose 1st Place tie-breaker.
* The Swinger tees off in underwear on #5.
2001 Lose 2nd Place tie-breaker.
* Supporters/Skankettes are formed.
* Team Uniforms, Theme songs, and Refreshment Stand all debut.

2002
Dream Team (10 wins between them.)
Wankers eagle #5!
* "Thunderbirds are Go!" debuts.
* Flaming skull bandanas debut.

2003

Winners cheat.  Wankers moon Ray's team on #2, #4, and #7.  French press and pirate flagpole wrecked on #5.


2004


Wankers all get laid! (But suck at golf.)

2005


Wankers eagle #5!
Talk of bringing The Lubricator up from AA.

2006
Wankers successfully defend 5th Place Championship!
* 5' 6" trophy debuts.
* Ark of the Covenant trophy cart debuts.

2007

Wankers fail to three-peat in 5th Place.  Lil' Skanky hangs himself.
* Swinger and Paulinator do karaoke.

2008
Wankers reclaim 5th Place Championship!
The Paulinator wins Closest To Pin on #8.
* 2nd golf cart debuts.

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