Skanky Wanker History

French Press and Pirate Flagpole wrecked on #5.
TP:  So we came in Fourth Place?" Ray:  There is no Fourth Place. TP:  Yeah, I know there's no Fourth Place trophy, but we came in Fourth, right? Ray:  There is no Fourth Place. TP:  OK, but how many teams came in ahead of us? Ray:  Three. TP:  So we came in Fourth then. Ray:  But there is no Fourth Place.