Mr. Wang


 Wanking History:  Puberty, 2006
  "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
  "I smell varmint poontang."  (Carl on the hunt for the gopher.)
Strengths:  Big hitter; hard-wired for the miracle shot, comes with the support of Anita Wang.
Weaknesses:  Obsessed with arranging his balls in his bag..



When did I first get the calling?

Who were my earliest influences?

What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...

The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

My favorite memory of the tourney is...

The thing I wish I could do over is...


Next year I will...

Next year the team should...

Team theme song - 

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Team STD -

If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...