| Wanking History: Puberty, 2006
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
"I smell varmint poontang." (Carl on the hunt for the gopher.)
Strengths: Big hitter; hard-wired for the miracle shot, comes with the support of Anita Wang.
Weaknesses: Obsessed with arranging his balls in his bag..
|When did I first get the calling?
Who were my earliest influences?
What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the
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