|Wanking History: Puberty, 1998-1999, 2001-2002
Theme Song: "Do Ya Wanna Funk?" by Sylvester
"Wanna make $14 the hard way?" (Al Czervik dances with Judge Smails' wife.)
Strengths: Big hitter; reflectorized butt lulls enemies into a false sense of security; removeable pant legs keep Skankettes enthralled.
Weaknesses: Too preppy; known to pick fights with lawn sprinklers; completely fucking nuts.
|- When did I first get the calling?
Who were my earliest influences?
DEFINITELY STARSKY AND HUTCH, THE DONNY AND MARIE SHOW AND MY
VISIT TO CALIFORNIA WHEN TWELVE.
- What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up
the Skanky lifestyle...
- The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
- The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
- My favorite memory of the tourney is...
- The thing I wish I could do over is...
- Next year I will...
- Next year the team should...
- Team theme song
- Team smell
- Team mascot
- Team STD
- If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer,
it would be...