Special K. and Paulinated



Skanking History:  2001
Theme Song:  "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC
Strengths:  Distracting reflectors; disarming smiles; stealth.
Weaknesses:  Attracted to skanky men.


Special K:
When did I first get the calling?  Who were my earliest influences? 
When I was three, my mom said "Special K, you smell skanky."  I knew that skankiness was my path for life.  When I met Turbo, I knew his skankiness made him the perfect mate for me. 

- What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...
Have more fun than everyone else.  (Even if you have to SPOIL everyone else's fun!)

- The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
The secret messages in all that we do.

- The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is... 
Your reflectors keep falling off.

- My favorite memory of the tourney is... 
Posing for our group picture about ten times and disturbing the play of other teams.  The Fore Skins did not even finish in the top three spots.  I know that it was the intimidation tactics of the Skanky
Supporters.

- The thing I wish I could do over is... 
I wish we would've found the Fore tops and disturbed them seriously.

- Next year I will... 
Paint my face in skanky colors?

- Next year the team should... 
Recruit more Official Team Skank supporters

- Team theme song... 
Kickin' Back.  We know the Skanky Wankers all love to pull down the shade...

- Team smell... 
Wet dog and grass.

- Team mascot... 
Wet Dog!  He'll disguise our smell.  Wait, we like our smell.  He'll contribute to it.   Yeah!   He's already got me cheering and I haven't even met him. 

- Team STD... 
Definitely the one with the chancres- syphilis?

- If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it  would be...  I would never sand bag a Skanky Wanker....  I would sandbag a team member from any other team to prevent their winning.  Guess I'd do just about anything for the Skanky Wankers.

Paulinated:
- When did I first get the calling?  Who were my earliest influences? 
In my kitchen, was called upon again in the hallway. I became truely skanky when I said yes to a stranger.  Pig pen, stray dogs, and vagrants were my earliest influences.

- What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...
Don't bathe, don't brush your teeth, don't change your underwear, don't be nice.

- The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
You don't have to bathe, brush your teeth, change your underwear or be nice to anybody.

- The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
People don't like you because you smell, have bad breath, your underwear is soiled, and you are mean.

- My favorite memory of the tourney is...
Having my nipple reflectors adjusted.

- The thing I wish I could do over is..
Have my nipple reflectors adjusted.

- Next year I will...
Have my nipple reflectors adjusted.

- Next year the team should...
Have my nipple reflectors adjusted.

- Team theme song
Dirty Deeds- AC/DC

- Team smell
Skank

- Team mascot
Any virus

- Team STD
Any virus

- If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...
None, it wouldn't be the same if someone with fresh clothing was brought in.