Jorge the Cook



Wanking History:  2008 (Supporter)
Strengths:  Skanky, doesn't wash hands after using the bathroom, pees in Ray's team's soup.
Weaknesses:  Pretends to not understand English when yelled at.




When did I first get the calling?

Who were my earliest influences?

What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...

The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

My favorite memory of the tourney is...


The thing I wish I could do over is...


Next year I will...


Next year the team should...



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If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...