|Wanking History: Puberty, 1997-2003, 2006-2007
"Kickin' Back" by L.T.D.
"You buy a hat like this I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup!" (Al Czervik in the Pro Shop with Mr. Wang)
Strengths: Big hitter; unstoppable pelvic thrust, knows how to handle his shaft.
Weaknesses: Can't seem to "turn it off"; bigger public nuisance than a skateboarder; lives in parents' basement.
|When did I first get the calling?
When I rolled my car, back in 1989, I suffered a concussion and woke up in ER feeling an urge to
breakdance. The doctors later said that I had been convulsing, but I remember everthing, including the RNs standing around in a circle clapping and orderlies swaying back and forth with their arms
waving in the air. I think the doctors were just intimidated and did not want to acknowledge my skill.
Who were my earliest influences?
What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the
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