Skankmasta D.

Wanking History:  Puberty, 2005, 2008
  "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins
Caddyshack Quote:  "I guess you'll just have to keep playing with yourself..."  (Ty...)
Strengths:  Big hitter, eager to be called back up, able to accessorize at a moments notice.
Weaknesses:  Willing to play for any team, any time, anywhere.

When did I first get the calling?
When the pubes started to grow in.

Who were my earliest influences?
The gopher who always out witted Bill Murray.

What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...
Wear a condom.

The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
Grabbing my shaft & knocking my balls around with the other macho jocks on the team.

The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...

My favorite memory of the tourney is...
Hoisting the Skull & Crossbones flag over the other weaker teams.

The thing I wish I could do over is...

Those hard drives that need to be done over & over & over again.

Next year I will...
Get my syphilis treated.

Next year the team should...
Wear larger phallic images on our uniforms.

Team theme song - 

Team smell - 

Team mascot - 

Team STD -

If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...