|Wanking History: Puberty, 2005, 2008
"I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins
Caddyshack Quote: "I guess you'll just have to keep playing with yourself..." (Ty...)
Strengths: Big hitter, eager to be called back up, able to accessorize at a moments notice.
Weaknesses: Willing to play for any team, any time, anywhere.
When did I first get the calling?
Who were my earliest influences?
What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the
The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
Hoisting the Skull & Crossbones flag over the other weaker teams.
The thing I wish I could do over is...
Those hard drives that need to be done over & over & over again.
Next year I will...
Get my syphilis treated.
Next year the team should...
Wear larger phallic images on our uniforms.
Team theme song -
Team mascot -
If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer,
it would be...