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Wanking History: Puberty, 2003 (Supporter), 2004-2008 "Just a Gigolo / I Ain't Got Nobody" by David Lee Roth  "Man in the boat overboard!" (Carl drills a new hole in the green watching women golfers.)Strengths: Big hitter; lashes out when provoked, carries the biggest wood. Weaknesses: Distracted by younger women, lashes out when unprovoked as well, naps at inopportune times. |
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| When did I first get the calling?
Three years ago I was christened as a Skanky Supporter, then graduated to a full fleged Wanker the following year. That first year was an embarrassment cause I sucked BIG TIME as our fearless leader Paul will heartily attest to. Each year I suck less and less. Who were my earliest influences? What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the
Skanky lifestyle... The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
The Paulinator's putt off the pin and in the hole. The thing I wish I could do over is... Make that fucking 21 ft. putt Next year I will... Visualize even better Next year the team should... RISE to the occasion and let our collective voice be heard..WE Team theme song -
Team mascot -
Team STD - If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be... |
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