| Wanking History: Puberty, 2003 (Supporter), 2004-2008
"Just a Gigolo / I Ain't Got Nobody" by David Lee Roth
"Man in the boat overboard!" (Carl drills a new hole in the green watching women golfers.)
Strengths: Big hitter; lashes out when provoked, carries the biggest wood.
Weaknesses: Distracted by younger women, lashes out when unprovoked as well, naps at inopportune times.
|When did I first get the calling?
Three years ago I was christened as a Skanky Supporter, then graduated to a full fleged Wanker the following year. That first year was an embarrassment cause I sucked BIG TIME as our fearless leader Paul will heartily attest to. Each year I suck less and less.
Who were my earliest influences?
What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the
The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
The Paulinator's putt off the pin and in the hole.
The thing I wish I could do over is...
Make that fucking 21 ft. putt
Next year I will...
Visualize even better
Next year the team should...
RISE to the occasion and let our collective voice be heard..WE
Team theme song -
Team mascot -
Team STD -If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...