Super Dave

 Wanking History:  Puberty, 2003 (Supporter), 2004-2008
  "Just a Gigolo / I Ain't Got Nobody" by David Lee Roth
  "Man in the boat overboard!"  (Carl drills a new hole in the green watching women golfers.)
Strengths:  Big hitter; lashes out when provoked, carries the biggest wood.
Weaknesses:  Distracted by younger women, lashes out when unprovoked as well, naps at inopportune times.

When did I first get the calling?
Three years ago I was christened as a Skanky Supporter, then graduated to a full fleged Wanker the following year.  That first year was an embarrassment cause I sucked BIG TIME as our fearless leader Paul will heartily attest to.  Each year I suck less and less.

Who were my earliest influences?
The “I don’t give a fuck” attitude.

What message do I have for kids who are thinking of picking up the Skanky lifestyle...
“Are you prepared for what awaits you?”

The best thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
...the prestige and reputation.  Oh and the shirts are pretty cool too.

The worst thing about being a Skanky Wanker is...
7th place

My favorite memory of the tourney is...
The Paulinator's putt off the pin and in the hole.

The thing I wish I could do over is...
Make that fucking 21 ft. putt

Next year I will...
Visualize even better

Next year the team should...

RISE to the occasion and let our collective voice be heard..WE ARE WANKERS!!!

Team theme song - 

Team smell - 
Varmint poon-tang, of course

Team mascot - 

Team STD -

If I was to sandbag one team member in hopes of bringing in a ringer, it would be...